Hal anta Facebookawy (Are you A Facebook Addict)

I have been contimplating on this for quiet some time now, and i have finally finalized my theory on how to spot a “Facebookawy”.

facebookawy

A Facebookawy is a term coined by me (el 3abd lelah) or atleast I claim that it is. A Facebookawy is what is generally known as A Facebook Addict. Beware if any of the following applies to you or an aquaintance then you (or your friend) are in danger of becoming a Facebookawy, if it is not already too late. If you notice that you ar behaving in a similar fashion to any of the following please consult with your physician for the proper medication.

Here we go, you might be a Facebookawy if:

• You spend more than 3 hours a day on Facebook (that one is rather obvious isn’t it)
• You’d rather chat with your friends on Facebook chat than on Windows live messanger, Yahoo Messenger, or GTalk (or any other decent Chat client that is)
• You organize your outings using Facebook events
• You depend on Facebook to tell you when you best friend’s birthday (other versions of this one include your wife, girl/boyfriend, sister, brother, etc)
• You communicate with friends by witing on their Walls
• You’d rather play games on Facebook than high resolution, action packed PC games
• You have started one of those Snowball Effect groups
• You have started one of those “If we get 1 million memebers the sky is gonna rain gold coins and you’ll get your own Leprechaun” groups
• You have started 3 or more groups
• You are an active member of 10 or more groups
• You have more than 300 friends on Facebook
• Of course if you have more than one Facebook account
• And the number one symptom of being a Facebookawy is (drum roll please):
  You believe in love over Facebook

So if you suffer of any of the above symtoms let us know may be we can help (and defintely we all

Caffiene Deficiency Syndrome

Even though i am not a Med graduate (or even a Med Student) I came accross this new Syndrome and I have decided to call it CDS (Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome).

The name is pretty self explanatory. It is the collection of symptoms that you’d suffer after going for 8 hours without a cup of coffee.

CDS came to me as an epiphany midway through Ramadan. Here are the Symptoms that i cam up with so far”

1. Drowsiness goes without saying of course.
2. You loose concentration in situations where you really need it (driving suddenly pops to mind)
3. You operate at only a percentage of how you’d normally would
4. You start blurting out words. But you need to stay of Caffeine at least a couple of days to reach this level (i already had)

If you have any more symptoms tht you like to add the above list feel free to leave a comment. I’ll be submiting a medical paper soon to get CDS recognised officially world wide and that’s a nice way to get your name on it.

p.s. I do realize that this post is swarming with spelling mistakes and i am not looking for someone to correct them for me (that’s right i am talking to you DEEEEEEEEEEEEE)