Caffiene Deficiency Syndrome

27 09 2008

Even though i am not a Med graduate (or even a Med Student) I came accross this new Syndrome and I have decided to call it CDS (Caffeine Deficiency Syndrome).

The name is pretty self explanatory. It is the collection of symptoms that you’d suffer after going for 8 hours without a cup of coffee.

CDS came to me as an epiphany midway through Ramadan. Here are the Symptoms that i cam up with so far”

  1. Drowsiness goes without saying of course.
  2. You loose concentration in situations where you really need it (driving suddenly pops to mind)
  3. You operate at only a percentage of how you’d normally would
  4. You start blurting out words. But you need to stay of Caffeine at least a couple of days to reach this level (i already had)

If you have any more symptoms tht you like to add the above list feel free to leave a comment. I’ll be submiting a medical paper soon to get CDS recognised officially world wide and that’s a nice way to get your name on it.

p.s. I do realize that this post is swarming with spelling mistakes and i am not looking for someone to correct them for me (that’s right i am talking to you DEEEEEEEEEEEEE)





Batman vs Superman

10 08 2008

Who’d win in a fight between Batman and Superman?

I say Batman. Why? you ask; well I do not think Batman has a weakness but superman has kryptonite. Sure Superman is super strong with x-ray vision and ice cold breath and all that crap. But Batman has all these cool Gadgets. there is just no achillies heal with batman.

Plus, they fought on Justice league and Batman totally kick Superman’s ass